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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three
meals a day, sharing the workload and remembering to carry out the trash.
Joyce Brothers

Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Groucho Marx

My wife said, "Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet." I said,
"Chocolate fudge."
Tommy Cooper

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced
pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

A couple who spends one happy day together is blessed with a hundred days of affection.
Chinese proverb

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the
woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
Yakov Smirnoff

Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West

And in a marriage you can't try and be married. You're married or you're not married.
Ringo Starr

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a
little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henry Youngman

If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.
Zig Ziglar

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Milton Berle

Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and
two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry

Marriage is an investment that pays dividends if you pay interest.
Bob Monkhouse

You can improve any relationship using the Law of Attraction and here's why: If you are
attracting it (negative aspects of a relationship) then you've been sending out a vibration
that matched it. You may be thinking, "I didn't put it out there that I wanted negativity
between my spouse and I or that I have to work with a rude boss every day!" Well, actually
you did even without knowing it! Remember, the Law of Attraction is working all the time.
Michael Losier

The happiness that is derived from excitement is like a brilliant fire - soon it will go out. Before
we married, we never had the chance to go out to nightclubs. We only spent our nights
watching TV and chatting. Many young couples live a very exciting life when they are in love.
So, when they marry, and their lives are reduced to calmness and dullness, they will feel
impatient and will drink the bitter cup of a sad marriage.
Bruce Lee

Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have
weakened, withered, and disappeared.
Mortimer Adler

I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer

You can bear your own faults, why not a fault in your wife?
Benjamin Franklin

A Jew without a wife will not find peace in this life.
Jewish proverb

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on
the same side.
Zig Ziglar

Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and
two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce

Matrimony and macaroni - if they are not hot, they are not good.
Italian proverb

Whoever thinks marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't know the half of it.
Franklin P. Jones

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold
him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
George Burns

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde

Most people spend more time planning their summer vacations and their wedings than they do
planning their lives and their marriages. Most people major in minor things.
Tommy Newberry

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after
the worse.
Doug Larson

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit
it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash

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