Woody Allen quotes

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
Woody Allen

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Woody Allen

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen

Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our
own hearts and minds.
Woody Allen