Women quotes page 4
The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of her
When a man gives his opinion, he's a man.
When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Men talk to women so they can sleep with them, and women sleep with men so they can talk
Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Smart girls know how to pay tennis, piano and dumb.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before
words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a
Thomas C. Haliburton
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Women want to be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed,
to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. Men just want tickets for the cup final.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Chauncey Mitchell Depew
Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic.