Women quotes page 3
Being a woman is hard work.
When they told me that by the year 2100 women would rule the world, my reply was, "Still?"
Sir Winston Churchill
Women don't want a man to look a certain way. They want a man to make them feel a
To judge from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most interesting to
women are 1 - why men are all disgusting pigs and 2 - how to attract men.
Women would rather be right
A dog is wiser than a woman,
he does not bark at his master.
At the age of eleven or
thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult
situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
P. G. Wodehouse
A woman will always have to be better than a man in any job she undertakes.
Who can find a woman of valor? Her price is far above rubies.
A girl should be two things: Classy and fabulous.
If you are in a country that is progressive, the woman is progressive. If you're in a country
that reflects the consciousness toward the importance of education, it's because the woman
is aware of the importance of education. But in every backward country you'll find the women
are backward, and in every country where education is not stressed its because the women
don't have education.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come
down to our level, that's fine.
God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment - but many other
things ceased as well! Woman was God's second mistake.
A woman's strength is in her tongue.
Intuition is the strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not.
Women like not only to conquer, but to be conquered.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the
man they fall in love with.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different
things. Men want women and women want men.
A woman waits motionless until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.
George Bernard Shaw
If you convey to a woman that something ought to be done, there is always a dreadful danger
that she will suddenly do it.
G. K. Chesterton
All the reasons of a man cannot outweigh a single feeling of a woman.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not
A pair of women's breasts has more pulling power than a pair of oxen.
Since women are better at producing babies, presumably Nature has given men some talent
to compensate. But for the moment I can't think of it.
Arthur C. Clarke
Boats and ships are female because they are beautiful, lovable, expensive - and
Robert A. Heinlein
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
A woman knows everything about her children. Ske knows about dental appointments and
football games and best friends and favourite foods and romances and secret fears and hopes
and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Even Satan prays for protection from girls.
A well-balanced girl is the one who has an empty head and a full sweater.
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:
1. Not enough. 2. Too much.
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have
learned in 52 years
is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
One of the greatest mysteries to me about women is the fact that they can pour hot wax on
their legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
Woman stock is rising in the market. I shall not live to see women vote, but I'll come up and
rap at the ballot box.
Lydia Maria Child