Weather quotes page 1
Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel certain that they mean
In India, "cold weather" is merely a phrase to distinguish between weather which will melt a
brass doorknob and weather which only makes it mushy.
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
I don't like all this fresh air. I'm from Los Angeles. I don't trust any air I can't see.
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't
start a conversation.
Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at
the sky, and say, "Storms suck!"
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
We often hear of bad weather, but in reality no weather is bad. It is all delightful, though in
different ways. Some weather may be bad for farmers or crops, but for man all kinds are
good. Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating.
Canada's climate is nine months of winter and three months late in the fall.
Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours!"
Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.
Robert A. Heinlein
Last night my wife said the weather outside was fit for neither man nor beast, so we both
I don't desire to change anything in England except the weather.
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was
confused. "It was supposed to be hot today."
Yes, London! You know... fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather,
Snatch, Dennis Farina
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back
the minute it begins to rain.
It's so cold in New York City. Today in Central Park, I saw a squirrel salting his nuts.
Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the
earth seeking the successive autumns.
Everyone can navigate in fine weather.
One must maintain a little bittle of summer, even in the middle of winter.
Henry David Thoreau
I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.
March is the month that shows people who don't drink exactly how a hangover feels.
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
How do the men who drive the snowplough get to work in the morning?
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day and another in case it doesn't.
It was such a lovely day that it seemed a pity to get up.
William Somerset Maugham
Sorrow and ill weather come unsent for.
Our natural tendency in the middle of winter is to avoid the elements as much as possible.
When the weather turns frigid, we retreat inside for survival and wait for it to warm up or for
the season to change. In a winter marriage, there may be a similar tendency to "avoid the
elements." Spouses may withdraw within themselves, hunkering down and trying to ride out
the cold season, hoping for spring but not taking any positive steps to move their marriage
toward spring. However, unlike the natural seasons, the seasons of a marriage do not
typically change without some positive action - unless it's a change from bad to worse.
The sun goes down earlier for small people.
Spring is nature's way of saying: "Let's party!"
It's so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles against the prevailing
winds, for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
It was so hot today I went to a cash point machine just to enjoy the feel of a cold gun
against the back of my neck.
April is the cruelest month, breeding
lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
memory and desire, stirring
dull roots with spring rain.
T. S. Eliot