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W. C. Fields quotes page 3

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've
seen the devil.
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Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are
driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol?
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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
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A man who loves whiskey and hates kids can't be all that bad.
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