Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it
makes a better soup.
Between the hand and the lip the soup may be spilled.
Eat bad soup with a big spoon.
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant - better left unstirred.
P. G. Wodehouse
He who eats globefish soup is a fool; so is he who does not.
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the
soup is hot.
Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have
laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.
A soup that tastes good by licking must taste better by eating.
Much soup is better than much broth.
Next to a hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a
honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.
Having learned his lesson with hot soup, he blows cold fish salad.
One cannot make soup out of beauty.