Smoking quotes page 3
Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, "It's not just that it's bad for you.
you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that
doesn't even really give you a good buzz?"
Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his
Exercise can't counteract the damage being done to your body while you continue to smoke.
What exercise can do is help you kick the habit.
Kenneth H. Cooper
Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't
I don't let men smoke in my apartment. But if I have a woman over, she can barbecue a
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest
consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-
urinating sections in a swimming pool.
I never allow myself to be photographed if I'm not smoking. It's a strict policy I initiated when
it became politically correct not to smoke.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
Dr. Gro Brundtland
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep - to these basic animal pleasures, man has
added nothing but the good cigarette.
Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking,
which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette
were placed on prescription.
I think the reason kids get into drugs and smoking is they don't have anything to do.
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married
once on account of that.
The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication
the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable
gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
The only "safer" cigarette is your last one.
Duane Alan Hahn
Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
Who knows whether, if I had given up smoking, I should really have become the strong
perfect man I imagined? Perhaps it was this very doubt that bound me to my vice, because
life is so much pleasanter if one is able to believe in one's own latent greatness.
We shall not refuse tobacco the credit of being sometimes medical, when used temperately,
though an acknowledged poison.