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Sunday is the day God took off from creating the world to take Mrs God around IKEA.
Jeff Green

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange
for something you really like.
Adrienne Gusoff

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
Bill Bryson

Extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
Franklin Adams

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade
another country.
Elayne Boosler

People who say money can't buy you happiness just don't know where to shop.
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker

Credit buying is much like being drunk.  The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift.
The hangover comes the day after.
Joyce Brothers

My son is always buying me things, but I never let him buy me furniture.
Elton John's mother

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.
Jen Lancaster

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
Mignon McLaughlin

There's nothing better than online shopping in your PJ's with a glass of wine with the kids
asleep!
Helen Wilson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Marcelene Cox

Is there anything more humiliating than shopping in a store you feel is beneath you and one
of the customers mistakes you for an employee?
Dennis Miller

Shopping is like sex for men too. They can only manage it for 5 minutes and then they get
tired.
Jeff Green

Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.
Victoria Moran

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
Cynthia Nelms

If you can afford it, then there is no pleasure in buying it.
Wallis Simpson

When I was younger, shopping helped me discover many new places and many new things.
Miuccia Prada

I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.
Cat Deeley

It's tough. After five years of marriage, it's difficult to lose the one with the good credit card
rating.
Rich Voss

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