Shopping quotes page 2
Sunday is the day God took off from creating the world to take Mrs God around IKEA.
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange
for something you really like.
We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
Extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade
People who say money can't buy you happiness just don't know where to shop.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift.
The hangover comes the day after.
My son is always buying me things, but I never let him buy me furniture.
Elton John's mother
I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
There's nothing better than online shopping in your PJ's with a glass of wine with the kids
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Is there anything more humiliating than shopping in a store you feel is beneath you and one
of the customers mistakes you for an employee?
Shopping is like sex for men too. They can only manage it for 5 minutes and then they get
Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
If you can afford it, then there is no pleasure in buying it.
When I was younger, shopping helped me discover many new places and many new things.
I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.
It's tough. After five years of marriage, it's difficult to lose the one with the good credit card