Sex quotes page 5
I think I mentioned to Bob Geldof I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that
this included four hours of begging, then dinner and a movie.
Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs
a lot less.
I don't remember having a sexual peak when I was nineteen. I just remember apologizing a lot.
A multiple orgasm is ilke a good music system - something you see in magazines and which
other people have.
The only way to have really safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
One night I made love from one o'clock to five past two. It was when they put the clocks
I did not suspect it was an orgy until three days later.
S. J. Perelman
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want
My husband and I had our best sex during the divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers.