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I think I mentioned to Bob Geldof I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that
this included four hours of begging, then dinner and a movie.
Sting

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was
a mystery.
David Duchovny

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Red Buttons

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
Charles Pierce

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Gloria Leonard

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs
a lot less.
Brendan Francis

I don't remember having a sexual peak when I was nineteen. I just remember apologizing a lot.
Jeff Stilson

A multiple orgasm is ilke a good music system - something you see in magazines and which
other people have.
Jeremy Hardy

The only way to have really safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
Wendy Liebman

One night I made love from one o'clock to five past two. It was when they put the clocks
forward.
Garry Shandling

I did not suspect it was an orgy until three days later.
S. J. Perelman

I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore

It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want
food.
Jarod Kintz

My husband and I had our best sex during the divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers.
Priscilla Lopez

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