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There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning,
attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then
comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.
H. G. Wells

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

I was raised to believe that excellence is the best deterrent to racism or sexism. And that's
how I operate my life.
Oprah Winfrey

Two's company. Three's fifty bucks.
Joan Rivers

Anything you make forbidden gains sexual attractiveness. Would you be particularly
interested in women's breasts if you lived in a society in which they were displayed at all
Isaac Asimov

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen

You a PUA? Consider evolving to a FLA. What's that? A "finding love artist." Casual sex is
nowhere near as cool as love.
Sean Stephenson

Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.
Marlene Dietrich

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:
1. Not enough. 2. Too much.
Ann Landers

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means.
Sir Peter Ustinov

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Dave Barry

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the
more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
Robert A. Heinlein

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Dorothy Parker

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?
If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime
you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain
weight and have a great sex life.
Joan Rivers

Sex is the joining of two bodies; love is the joining of two souls.
Gary Chapman

I believe compassion to be one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and
long-term happiness to our lives. I'm not talking about the short-term gratification of pleasures
like sex, drugs or gambling, though I'm not knocking them, but something that will bring true
and lasting happiness. The kind that sticks.
Dalai Lama

Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.
Fran Lebowitz

Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have
weakened, withered, and disappeared.
Mortimer Adler

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked
Deepak Chopra

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
George Burns

The very purpose of marriage is restraint and sublimation of the sexual passion. If there
is any other purpose, marriage is no consecration.
Mahatma Gandhi

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Robert A. Heinlein

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex because they
are doing the same thing.
Chuck Norris jokes

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.
Britney Spears

I have so little sex appeal my gynaecologist calls me "sir".
Joan Rivers

My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82,
he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about it at all.
Katharine Hepburn

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Saint Augustine

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Andy Warhol

They are working on Viagra for women. Are they crazy? That's been around for hundreds of
years - it's called cash.
Alonzo Boden

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey

Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a
dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot.
Hugh Hefner

A threesome was never a fantasy of mine. What, wake up with TWO disappointed ladies in
the morning?
Bobcat Goldthwait

An australian guy's idea of foreplay is, "Are you awake?"
Paul Hogan

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