Sex quotes page 3
There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning,
attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then
comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.
H. G. Wells
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I was raised to believe that excellence is the best deterrent to racism or sexism. And that's
how I operate my life.
Two's company. Three's fifty bucks.
Anything you make forbidden gains sexual attractiveness. Would you be particularly
interested in women's breasts if you lived in a society in which they were displayed at all
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You a PUA? Consider evolving to a FLA. What's that? A "finding love artist." Casual sex is
nowhere near as cool as love.
Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:
1. Not enough. 2. Too much.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means.
Sir Peter Ustinov
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the
more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
Robert A. Heinlein
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?
If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime
you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain
weight and have a great sex life.
Sex is the joining of two bodies; love is the joining of two souls.
I believe compassion to be one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and
long-term happiness to our lives. I'm not talking about the short-term gratification of pleasures
like sex, drugs or gambling, though I'm not knocking them, but something that will bring true
and lasting happiness. The kind that sticks.
Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.
Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have
weakened, withered, and disappeared.
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
The very purpose of marriage is restraint and sublimation of the sexual passion. If there
is any other purpose, marriage is no consecration.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Robert A. Heinlein
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex because they
are doing the same thing.
Chuck Norris jokes
Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.
I have so little sex appeal my gynaecologist calls me "sir".
My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82,
he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about it at all.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
They are working on Viagra for women. Are they crazy? That's been around for hundreds of
years - it's called cash.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a
dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot.
A threesome was never a fantasy of mine. What, wake up with TWO disappointed ladies in
An australian guy's idea of foreplay is, "Are you awake?"