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Rodney Dangerfield quotes page 4

I'm at an age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror
put over my kitchen table.
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I say "no" to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, "no!"
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I was so ugly as a kid, when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom
of it.
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Once somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, "No, but I did
get the license number."
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My cousin's gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
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If it weren't for speed bumps, pickpockets and frisking at airports, I'd have no sex life at all.
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My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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