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I think that after you get married a third time you have to give up a body part. Larry King
would just be a head on a fucking stick.
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Cricket is basically baseball on Valium.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just
not as well as the others, really.
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Ballet is a bunch of men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
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Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down.
Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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There is one man that we can run for office that even the French would say "Fuck off!" That
man is... Jack Nicholson. Yes! You will never have a sex scandal with Jack because he has
fucked everyone!
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You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it.
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A lot of people are into body piercing. They end up looking like they've been mugged by a
staple gun.
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The definition of insanity is repeating the same action expecting a different outcome. And we
elected him the second time, the whole world went "what the fuck is going on with you
people?"
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In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.
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If you have an older relative living with you that has dementia, and the telemarketers are
calling, put her on the phone with the telemarketers.
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If it's the psychic network, why do they need a phone number?
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