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Robert Byrne quotes

American author

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
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One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
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Prejudices save time.
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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of
his life.
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Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
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When the going gets tough, the smart get lost.
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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked
geography.
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Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours!"
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Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins, you can't imagine the smell.
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Get in good physical condition before submitting to bondage. You should be fit to be tied.
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In case of a water landing, the flight attendant can be used as a flotation device.
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The trouble with solitude is that there is no one to share it with.
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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A fool and his money are soon partied.
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No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to
write one.
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To err is human; to purr, feline.
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Love will find a lay.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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Catholics go to Confession just to brag.
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One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you
presents they make at school.
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In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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Partying is such sweet sorrow.
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