Ogden Nash quotes
1902 - 1971, American poet
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong,
it; whenever you're right, shut up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Women would rather be right
People who have what they
want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that
they really don't want it.
I have an idea that the
phrase weaker sex was
coined by some woman to disarm the man
she was preparing to overwhelm.
Happiness is having a
scratch for every itch.
Candy is dandy but liquor is
There is only one way to
achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either
a clear conscience or none at all.
You are only young once, but
you can stay immature indefinitely.
Life begins at the end of
your comfort zone.
Middle age is when you're
sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and
you hope it isn't for you.
One man's remorse is another
I do not like to get the
news, because there has never been an era when so many things
were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
The only people who should
really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Too clever is dumb.
Progress might have been
alright once, but it has gone on too long.
A husband is a guy who tells
you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with
your girdle when your hips stick.
Children aren't happy with
nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents are created for.
Door: What a dog is
perpetually on the wrong side of.
God in His wisdom made the
fly, and then forgot to tell us why.