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It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
American Beauty, 1999

When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I
figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Dirty Harry, 1971

Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.
American Beauty, 1999

- Water polo, isn't that dangerous?
- It sure is. I had two ponies drowned under me.
Some Like it Hot, 1959

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
A Fistful of Dollars, 1964

A favor will kill you faster than a bullet.
Carlito's Way, 1993

And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do
know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.
Spartacus, 1960

Frank, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?
Serpico, 1973

- It's so clean out here!
- That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.
Annie Hall, 1977

Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a
transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.
Pulp Fiction, 1994

Your tongue is old, but sharp, Cicero. Be careful how you wag it. One day it will cut off your
head.
Cleopatra, 1963

I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?
Naked Gun, 1998

Nice party! I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.
Naked Gun 2 1/2, 1991

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that's what needs to be nourished.
Awakenings, 1990

The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends.
The Godfather Part III, 1990

Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit
my hair.
Saturday Night Fever, 1977

There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.
The Sound of Music, 1965

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Apocalypse Now, 1979

- My uncle fell through a trap door and broke his neck.
- Was he building a house?
- No, they were hanging him.
The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case, 1930

We're gonna see America. Gonna go west, where the air is fresh, the sky is big, and a man
can still kill his dinner with his car.
Married with Children, 1987

I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm not cuddling babies, I'm
stealing their lollipops.
The Hunt for Red October, 1990

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to
question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the
wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no
subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.
The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is...
I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here! Now, if any of you sons of bitches got
anything else to say, now's the fucking time! ... I didn't think so!
Kill Bill: Vol. 1, 2003

You could lay your pussy on a table right in front of a man and still not know what he's
thinking.
Sex and the City, 1998

It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out because they're
the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us.
At some point we have to face the certain reality: Despite all the good the world seems to
offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing - shopping.
Ally McBeal, 1997

That's Doug the Head. Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the
man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're
Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey. He thinks it's good for business.
And in the diamond business, it is good for business.
Snatch, 2000

He's got a client who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times, can you imagine it? I
mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?
The Birds, 1963

If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
The Godfather Part II, 1974

- What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
- Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I
mean, pal?
Chinatown, 1974

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake
frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the
snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this
to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Natural Born Killers, 1994

I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, 1966

- I'm not the Messiah!
- I say you are, lord, and I should know... I've followed a few.
Monty Python's Life of Brian, 1979

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.
The Dead Pool, 1988

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