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My name is Patrick Bateman, I am 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll
put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I
remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And
on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave
on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion
with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then
moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, somekind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only
an entity -something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my
hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable. I simply am not there.
American Psycho, 2000

My Mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna
get."
Forrest Gump, 1994

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in
all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most
powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask
yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry, 1971

I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with
the cows when you came home.
Duck Soup, 1933

I don't have time to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Gostbusters, 1984

- Whose motorcycle is this?
- It's a chopper, baby.
- Whose chopper is this?
- It's Zed's.
- Who's Zed?
- Zed's dead, baby. Zead's dead.
Pulp Fiction, 1994

- Who's that there?
- I don't know... Must be a king.
- Why?
- He hasn't got shit all over him.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1974

Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and
feel too little.
The Great Dictator, 1940

- All right. But apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads,
the fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
- Brought peace?
- Oh, peace. Shut up!
Life of Brian, 1979

Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
The Office, 2005

I haven't lost my hourglass figure but it looks like someone poured about 90 minutes of extra
sand into it.
The Golden Girls, 1985

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Casablanca, 1942

You're a very nosy fella, kitty-cat, huh? Do you know what happens to nosy fellas? Huh? No?
Wanna guess? Huh? No. OK, they lose their noses.
Chinatown, 1974

- What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
- Sir?
- The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
- I don't know. I couldn't say.
- Call it.
- Call it?
- Yes.
- For what?
- Just call it.
- Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
- You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
- I didn't put nothin' up.
- Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know
what date is on this coin?
- No.
- 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either
heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
- Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
- Everything.
- How's that?
- You stand to win everything. Call it.
- Alright. Heads then.
- Well done.
No Country for Old Men, 2007

Don't be alarmed, we're negroes.
Bad Boys, 1995

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.
The Deer Hunter, 1978

Every one of us will die. But so few of us really live.
Braveheart, 1995

Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? What makes the flag on the mast to wave? What
makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the
muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage!
What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got? Courage!
The Wizard of Oz, 1939

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who
thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it
gets better with age, it don't.
Pulp Fiction, 1994

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
The Hobbit, 2012

Mike Tyson: By the way man, where you get that cop car from?
Stu Price: We uh, stole it from these dumbass cops.
Mike Tyson: Nice!
The Hangover, 2009

Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a
product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever
exist. That is near insanity. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice.
After Earth, 2013

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