Men quotes page 1
Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the
man they fall in love with.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Men become old, but they never become good.
In the wild, turkeys are amazing. When domesticated, turkeys are so stupid they have to be
kept from accidentally killing themselves a dozen different ways. Gentlemen, let's admit it:
most of us are tragically overdomesticated. We have hardly any connection to the wild or our
wilder selves. Words like adventure, exploit, and quest no longer apply to us. It is why we are
soft, whiney, and bored.
A man is only as old as the women he feels.
If you never
want to see a man again say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have
your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Once a month,
some women act like men act all the time.
Men use thought only to justify their wrong-doings, and speech only to conceal their
Good looks are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in.
When a man gets the right kind of
wife, his career is made - and I just got that.
A hard man is good to find.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
Nothing is so necessary for a young
man as the company of intelligent women.
If a man talks bad about all women,
it usually means he was burned by one woman.
Men hate to lose. I
once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex
again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and
players' shorts get baggier and longer.
Macho does not
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
A man is as old as he feels, a woman as old as she looks.
A real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his
country, and his innate manhood.
George S. Patton
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the
most dangerous plaything.
I'm the stuff men are made of!
usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race
stands where it does today: We have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow
inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children.
Women need to
feel loved and men need to feel needed.
Men are by
nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car
A man will
never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't
exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells
good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your
fingers first grasp those shiny new bags…
Men are like
cigars, If you don't attend to them, they go out.
A man is what a
woman makes him and a woman makes herself.
Years ago manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now
it is a problem to
Garrison Keillor, The Book of Guys: Stories,
necessities, they're luxuries.
Some men feel
their masculinity can only be proven if they play out in their own life all the
locker-room stories, smugly confident that what a wife doesn't know won't hurt her. The
truth is, somehow, way down inside, without her ever finding lipstick on the collar or catching
a man in the flimsy excuse of where he was till three AM, a wife does know, and with that
knowing, some of the magic of this relationship disappears. There are more men griping about
marriage who kicked the whole thing away themselves than there can ever be wives
deserving of blame.
Ronald Reagan, letter to his son just before his wedding,