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Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Euripides

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the
man they fall in love with.
Woody Allen

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Steven Wright

Men become old, but they never become good.
Oscar Wilde

In the wild, turkeys are amazing. When domesticated, turkeys are so stupid they have to be
kept from accidentally killing themselves a dozen different ways. Gentlemen, let's admit it:
most of us are tragically overdomesticated. We have hardly any connection to the wild or our
wilder selves. Words like adventure, exploit, and quest no longer apply to us. It is why we are
soft, whiney, and bored.
Stephen Mansfield

A man is only as old as the women he feels.
Groucho Marx

If you never want to see a man again say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have
your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Rita Rudner

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.
Robert A. Heinlein

Men use thought only to justify their wrong-doings, and speech only to conceal their
thoughts.
Voltaire

Good looks are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in.
Oscar Wilde

When a man gets the right kind of wife, his career is made - and I just got that.
Harry Truman

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
Jay Leno

A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
Sigmund Freud

Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.
Leo Tolstoy

If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman.
Coco Chanel

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex
again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Rita Rudner

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and
players'
shorts get baggier and longer.
Rita Rudner

Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
Lucille Ball

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Fran Lebowitz

A man is as old as he feels, a woman as old as she looks.
English proverb

A real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his
country, and his innate manhood.
George S. Patton

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the
most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm the stuff men are made of!
John Wayne

The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race
stands where it does today: We have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow
inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children.
Charles Bukowski

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.
Rita Mae Brown

Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.
Arthur Schopenhauer

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
Rita Rudner

A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't
exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells
good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your
fingers first grasp those shiny new bags…
Sophie Kinsella

Men are like cigars, If you don't attend to them, they go out.
Mae West

A man is what a woman makes him and a woman makes herself.
Charlie Chaplin

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