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A man not honorable in his marital relations is not usually honorable in any other.
Harry Truman

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
Socrates

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
Rita Rudner

I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older
the men get, the younger their new wives get.
Elizabeth Taylor

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame
on a woman.
Nancy Astor

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
H. L. Mencken

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
Margaret Mead

Life is too short to be little. Man is never so manly as when he feels deeply, acts boldly, and
expresses himself with frankness and with fervor.
Benjamin Disraeli

Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than
us.
Ted Turner

Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip

Using a complex, sophisticated technique to get a man excited is like preparing a gourmet
French meal for a Labrador Retriever.
Dave Barry

A boy finds a girl to go bed with; a man finds a woman to wake up to.
Sean Stephenson

A strong man doesn't have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn't match his strength
against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world.
Marilyn Monroe

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West

When God made man she was practicing.
Rita Mae Brown

I mean to make myself a man, and if I succeed in that, I shall succeed in everything else.
James Garfield

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Margaret Fuller

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
Betsy Salkind

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.
Fanny Brice

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times,
men would not stop to ask for directions.
Elayne Boosler

The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
Marie-Jeanne Roland

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and you get rid of him for the
entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffer

Shopping is like sex for men too. They can only manage it for 5 minutes and then they get
tired.
Jeff Green

A man.. is so in the way in the house.
Elizabeth Gaskell

A gentleman opposed to their enfranchisement once said to me, "Women have never
produced anything of any value to the world." I told him the chief product of the women
had been the men, and left it to him to decide whether the product was of any value.
Anna Howard Shaw

Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese art of getting men to put the toilet lid down.
Jeff Green

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he
had the opportunity.
Helen Rowland

Men decided a few centuries ago that any job they found repulsive was women's work.
Frances Gabe

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Florynce Kennedy

Men talk to women so they can sleep with them, and women sleep with men so they can talk
to them.
Jay McInerney

There is, of course, no reason for the existence of the male sex except that sometimes one
needs help with moving the piano.
Rebecca West

For a man, sex is hunger. If he can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog
stand.
Joan Fontaine

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea
and thinks it is his own.
Sydney Harris

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Samuel Johnson

Manhood at the most basic level can be validated and expressed only in action.
George Gilder, Sexual Suicide

It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want
food.
Jarod Kintz

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
Erica Jong

A woman simply is, but a man must become. Masculinity is risky and elusive... and it is
confirmed only by other men.
Camille Paglia

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are
determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
Charles De Gaulle

This is the test of your manhood: How much is there left in you after you have lost
everything outside of yourself?
Orison Swett Marden

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