Men quotes page 2
A man not honorable in his marital relations is not usually honorable in any other.
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
Men are brave
enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
I suppose when
they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older
the men get, the younger their new wives get.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame
on a woman.
A man loses his
sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
H. L. Mencken
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as
mediocre as possible.
Life is too short to be little. Man is never so manly as when he feels deeply, acts
expresses himself with frankness and with fervor.
Men should be
disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than
Man has his
will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
When a man
opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
complex, sophisticated technique to get a man excited is like preparing a gourmet
French meal for a Labrador Retriever.
A boy finds a
girl to go bed with; a man finds a woman to wake up to.
A strong man
doesn't have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn't match his strength
against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world.
A man in the
house is worth two in the street.
When God made
man she was practicing.
I mean to make
myself a man, and if I succeed in that, I shall succeed in everything else.
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times,
men would not stop to ask for directions.
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and you get rid of him for the
Shopping is like sex for men too. They can only manage it for 5 minutes and then they get
A man.. is so in the way in the house.
A gentleman opposed to their enfranchisement once said to me, "Women have never
produced anything of any value to the world." I told him the chief product of the women
had been the men, and left it to him to decide whether the product was of any value.
Anna Howard Shaw
Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese art of getting men to put the toilet lid down.
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he
had the opportunity.
Men decided a few centuries ago that any job they found repulsive was women's work.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Men talk to women so they can sleep with them, and women sleep with men so they can talk
There is, of course, no reason for the existence of the male sex except that sometimes one
needs help with moving the piano.
For a man, sex is hunger. If he can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea
and thinks it is his own.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Manhood at the most basic level can be validated and expressed only in action.
George Gilder, Sexual Suicide
It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
A woman simply is, but a man must become. Masculinity is risky and elusive... and it is
confirmed only by other men.
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are
determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
Charles De Gaulle
This is the test of your manhood: How much is there left in you after you have lost
everything outside of yourself?
Orison Swett Marden