I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes
or just staring into space.
Let him not be a lover who has not courage.
Lovers never get tired of each other, because they are always talking about themselves.
Francois Duc de la
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
- Come on, Joan, tell us which husband was the best lover?
Joan Rivers, Joan Collins
All is well when the mistress smiles.
A blow from our lover is as sweet as the eating of raisins.
There is the heat of love, the pulsing rush of longing, the lover's whisper, irresistible magic to
make the sanest man go mad.
Homer, The Iliad
There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover,
and her future invaribly her husband.
If you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid.
Tiger Woods is Chuck Norris' 3rd, 7th, and 14th mistress.
Chuck Norris jokes
Do not marry your lover, and never take back the man you have divorced.
To the partial eyes of a lover, pockmarks seem like dimples.
No tyrant has yet lived who has not paid for the suffering he has caused. No lover has ever
given pain without being more pained.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and
two slaves, making in all, two.
Life is the mistress to be wooed.
I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
Every lover is a soldier and has his camp in Cupid.
Nobody can betray you so completely as your favorite concubine.
Wine renews the passion of lovers, and the hatred of enemies.
There is no experience like having children. There is no substitute for it. You cannot do it
with a friend. You cannot do it with a lover. If you want the experience of having complete
responsibility for another human being, and to learn how to love and bond in the deepest
way, then you should have children.
Lovers seek willingly new roads; the married seek the old.
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Sir Francis Bacon
In their first passion women love their lovers, in the others they love love.
Francois Duc de la
Young lovers wish, and married men regret.
I will have but one mistress and no master.
There is no salvation for the soul
But to fall in Love.
It has to creep and crawl
Among the Lovers first.
Only Lovers can escape
From these two worlds.
This was written in creation.
Only from the Heart
Can you reach the sky.
The rose of Glory
Can only be raised in the Heart.
The lover who suffers not anguish knows not the worth of pleasure.
To a lover, melancholy is no shame.
And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have
written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world.
Money is like a jealous lover. Ignore it and it will ignore you, or worse, it will leave you for
someone who makes it a priority.
Lovers think that others have no eyes.
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
The mistress of the mill may say and do what she will.
Some marry the first information they receive, and turn what comes later into their
concubine. Since deceit is always first to arrive, there is no room left for truth.
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.