Laughter quotes page 1
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we
should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Laugh at the world. Most important, laugh at yourself. If laughter could be dispensed at your
favorite drugstore, your family doctor would have you taking some every day. It's a much
better way to live.
Half the world laughs at the other half.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
George Bernard Shaw
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Laughter is heard farther than weeping.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find
laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
You don't need to travel, laughter is an instant vacation.
When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of
Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.
He who laughs at everything is as big a fool as he who weeps at everything.
He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much.
Those who pursue the higher life of wisdom, who seek to live by spiritual principles, must be
prepared to be laughed at and condemned... Never live your life in reaction to these
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures
a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
There is little success, where there is little laughter.
One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything
of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh
or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Marjorie Pay Hinckley
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in
a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think is laughable.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.
It is important that man dreams, but it is perhaps equally important that he can laugh at his
Much laughter, little wit.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
People show their character by what they laugh at.
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to
A good laugh and long sleep are the two best cures in the doctor's book.