Las Vegas quotes
Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says, "Goodbye."
In Las Vegas, they gamble everywhere. I went into a drug store for an aspirin and the girl
behind the counter said: "I'll toss you, double or nothing." I lost. I came out with two
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it
all away from him.
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.
Hunter S. Thompson
If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.
I like Vegas for its spontaneity.
It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.
What happens here, stays here.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to
do, you can do in Las Vegas.
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned
by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.
Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New
York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second
time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It's back! And you have the opportunity
to see it before it turns to salt.
Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.
Las Vegas turns women into men, and men into asses.
Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want
excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so
fully that you run out of money.
I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized
prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.
Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a
day. They've effectively legalized everything there.