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Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says, "Goodbye."
Frank Sinatra

In Las Vegas, they gamble everywhere. I went into a drug store for  an aspirin and the girl
behind the counter said: "I'll toss you, double or nothing." I lost. I came out with two
headaches.
Tommy Cooper

Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it
all away from him.
Evan Esar

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.
Hunter S. Thompson

If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.
Tony Curtis

I like Vegas for its spontaneity.
Tony Curtis

It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.
Cinnamon Stomberger

What happens here, stays here.
Marketing slogan

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to
do, you can do in Las Vegas.
Drew Carey

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned
by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
Drew Carey

Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.
Val Saintsbury

Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New
York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.
Tom Wolfe

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange

The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second
time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It's back! And you have the opportunity
to see it before it turns to salt.
Lewis Black

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
Chuck Palahniuk

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.
Steve Wynn

Las Vegas turns women into men, and men into asses.
Alan King

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want
excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.
Paul Samuelson

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so
fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized
prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.
Ray Romano

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.
Jason Love

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a
day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey