Jonathan Winters quotes
born November 11, 1925; American comedian
I couldn't wait for success... so I went ahead without it.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.
Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the
sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all
intents and purposes, are gone, and we're dealing only with the freaks.
I was talking to a businessman, and I said, "Don't you think most men are little boys?" And he
said, "I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year." And I said, "Well, the
way I look at it - you just have bigger toys."