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Johnny Carson quotes page 2

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time,
unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready?
Johnny Carson

Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto.
Usually a mop or a leaf blower.
Johnny Carson

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a
husband time to hide his money.
Johnny Carson

Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.
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Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not
having to worry about money.
Johnny Carson

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most of it unsolved.
Johnny Carson

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Johnny Carson

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a
liquor salesman with a case of samples.
Johnny Carson

Death is nature's way of telling us to slow down.
Johnny Carson

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
Johnny Carson

To me, democracy means placing trust in the little guy, giving the fruits of nationhood to
those who built the nation. Democracy means anyone can grow up to be president, and
anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny Carson

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face.
Johnny Carson, on Ronald Reagan

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