Frank Zappa quotes

It is probably more natural to perform sex with a sea urchin than to be interviewed.
Frank Zappa

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa

The biggest threat to America today is not Communism. It's the turning of this country into a
Fascist Theocracy and everything that's happened during the Reagan Administration has put
us right down that pipe!
Frank Zappa

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Frank Zappa

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the
point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the
scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way
and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.
Frank Zappa

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another
boss.
Frank Zappa

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
Frank Zappa