Drunkenness quotes page 2
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good
they're going to feel all day.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
A drunk can sleep it off, but never a fool.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I don't need a baby growing inside of me for nine months, either. For one thing, there's
morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve
that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever
preached on that subject.
If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.
If merely "feeling good" could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human
Drunkards have a fool's tongue and a knave's heart.
There is a providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and the United States of
Otto von Bismarck
Where there is drunkenness, there is trouble.
African proverb, Swahili
Better be drunk than drowned.
Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy, it is the wine of a new
procreation, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for men and makes them
drunk with the spirit.
Ludwig von Beethoven
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.
A drunkard and a mad man are alike.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The
drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
Drunkenness departed and reflection came.
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where
you're going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like
the throw of the dice.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you
drinking in the first place.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
Joe E. Lewis
I got so wasted one night I waited for the stop sign to change, and it did.
Responsible drinking? Now that's an oxymoron.
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters... but with what? With wine, with poetry,
or with virtue, as you choose. But get drunk.