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I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as
they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

A drunk can sleep it off, but never a fool.
Russian proverb

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

I don't need a baby growing inside of me for nine months, either. For one thing, there's
morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve
that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Ellen DeGeneres

The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever
preached on that subject.
George Savile

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.
Charles Bukowski

If merely "feeling good" could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human
William James

Drunkards have a fool's tongue and a knave's heart.
English proverb

There is a providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and the United States of
Otto von Bismarck

Where there is drunkenness, there is trouble.
African proverb, Swahili

Better be drunk than drowned.
English proverb

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy, it is the wine of a new
procreation, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for men and makes them
drunk with the spirit.
Ludwig von Beethoven

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Scottish Proverb

Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.
Homer Simpson

A drunkard and a mad man are alike.
Indian proverb

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The
drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
Henry Youngman

Drunkenness departed and reflection came.
Egyptian proverb

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where
you're going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like
the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you
drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
Joe E. Lewis

I got so wasted one night I waited for the stop sign to change, and it did.
Steve Krabitz

Responsible drinking? Now that's an oxymoron.
Aaron Howard

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters... but with what? With wine, with poetry,
or with virtue, as you choose. But get drunk.
Charles Baudelaire

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