Doctor quotes page 3
The federal government has no right to treat all Americans
as criminals by spying on their
relationship with their doctors, employers, or bankers.
When I go to the
dentist, he's the one that has to have the anaesthetic.
A doctor gave a man six
months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another
goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, "I'll
give you some cream to put on that."
My doctor told me to watch
my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
Every fighter that ever
lived had fear. A boy comes to me and tells me that he's not afraid, if
I believed him I'd say he's a liar or there's something wrong with him. I'd send him to a doctor
to find out what the hell's the matter with him, because this is not a normal reaction. The
fighter that's gone into the ring and hasn't experienced fear is either a liar or a psychopath.
The health insurance doctor
has refused to renew my health policy. The nefarious quack
claims he found urine in my whiskey.
are people who laugh at African witch doctors and spend 100 million dollars on fake
L. L. Levinson
alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach
capacity to fight back will always astonish doctors and philosophers. It seems,
indeed, that there are no circumstances so bad and no obstacles so big that man cannot conquer
to get a strange mole checked out, but when I went to my doctor's surgery, the
first available appointment with the specialist was in six months. I said, "By that time I could
be dead." And the receptionist said, "If that happens, be sure to cancel your appointment."
difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merley rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you, too.