Divorce quotes page 2
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
Miguel de Cervantes
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on
the same side.
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
H. L. Mencken
My wife got the house, the car, the bank account, and if I marry again and have children,
she gets them too.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Divorce comes from the latin word divorcerum meaning "to have your genitals torn through
Divorce is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully
to the right and to the left.
Saddam Hussein went from living in a palace to a one-bedroom hovel with next to no
possessions. Where I come from, we call that divorce.
I wanted a divorce, so I bought myself a house, to give me the incentive to stay married.
When I got divorced, I went through the various stages of grieving - anger, denial, and
dancing around my settlement cheque.
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife
might cut your throat.
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
When I won the golf tournament in South Africa, I asked my wife if she'd like a designer dress
or diamonds as a present, but she said, "No, I want a divorce." I said I wasn't planning on
spending that much.
I come from a wealthy divorced family. My mom's wealthy. My dad's divorced.
It was a very messy divorce because there was a baby involved. Him.
Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your
children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons
for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find
and continue to find grounds for marriage.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong
It's tough. After five years of marriage, it's difficult to lose the one with the good credit
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one
another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about
I know what "custody of the children" means. It means "get even."
Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people.
I've gone through a really hard divorce, and anyone who has gone through a divorce will
speak about how hard the journey is from start to finish. It's a life-uprooting time.
Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer
to have the bastard crucified.
J. B. Handlesman
When you live by youself again, it's like, as if by magic, all your annoying habits are gone.
I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am,
and intend to stay, a single man.
Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage.
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world
are made in America.