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Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw

There's only one way to look thin - hang out with fat people.
Roseanne Barr

She fitted into my biggest armchair as if it had been built around her by someone who knew
they were wearing
armchairs tight around the hips that season.
P. G. Wodehouse

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Tommy Cooper

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a
tree!
Henry Youngman

Going vegetarian may be the most effective way to fight global warming. Buddhist
practitioners have practiced vegeterianism over the last 2000 years. We are vegetarian with
the intention to nourish our compassion towards the animals. Now we also know that we eat
vegetarian in order to protect the earth.
Thich Nhat Hanh

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first hours of a diet.
Dan Bennett

I've been on this vegetarian diet for three weeks now, and never have my houseplants looked
so good to me.
Daniel Lybra

I've been on the Slim-Fast diet. For breakfast, you have a shake. For lunch, you have a
shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.
Rosie O'Donnell

When my mother-in-law hangs out her bra on the line to dry, we lose an hour of daylight.
Les Dawson

Remember, there were people on the Titanic who turned down the sweet trolley.
Jonathan Ross

I want to lose ten pounds. I just don't know if I should start power-walking or smoking.
Lisa Goich

America is the only nation in the world where all our poor people are fat.
Al Franken

No matter what diet you're on, you can usually eat as much as you want of anything you
don't like.
Walter Slezak

I saw a woman wearing a seatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problems?"
Peter Kay

From the day on which she weighs 140 pounds, the chief excitement of a woman's life
consists in spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Helen Rowland

Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs; Janis Choplin, deceased, alcohol; Mama Cass, deceased, ham
sandwich.
Austin Powers

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
James Beard

Nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
Nora Ephron

An airline is a great place to diet.
Wolfgang Puck

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Adelle Davis

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields

You know you're on a diet when cat commercials make you hungry.
Andy Bumatai

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