Diet quotes page 2
Animals are my friends... and I don't
eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw
There's only one way to look thin - hang
out with fat people.
She fitted into my biggest armchair as
if it had been built around her by someone who knew
they were wearing armchairs tight around the hips that season.
P. G. Wodehouse
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and
bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a
Going vegetarian may be the most effective way to fight global warming.
practitioners have practiced vegeterianism over the last 2000 years. We are vegetarian with
the intention to nourish our compassion towards the animals. Now we also know that we eat
vegetarian in order to protect the earth.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just
be fat and shut up about it.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first hours of a diet.
I've been on this vegetarian diet for three weeks now, and never have my houseplants looked
so good to me.
I've been on the Slim-Fast diet. For breakfast, you have a shake. For lunch, you have a
shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.
When my mother-in-law hangs out her bra on the line to dry, we lose an hour of daylight.
Remember, there were people on the Titanic who turned down the sweet trolley.
I want to lose ten pounds. I just don't know if I should start power-walking or smoking.
America is the only nation in the world where all our poor people are fat.
No matter what diet you're on, you can usually eat as much as you want of anything you
I saw a woman wearing a seatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problems?"
From the day on which she weighs 140 pounds, the chief excitement of a woman's life
consists in spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs; Janis Choplin, deceased, alcohol; Mama Cass, deceased, ham
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
Nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
An airline is a great place to diet.
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
You know you're on a diet when cat commercials make you hungry.