A pointed proverb is like a diamond: It emits light and it also cuts.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
No pressure, no diamonds.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a
I always say a kiss on the hand feels very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I'm jewish. I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris
squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.
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There are three gems on this earth: food, water, and pleasing words – fools consider pieces
of rocks as gems.
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Malcolm S. Forbes
Great virtues may draw attention from defects, they cannot sanctify them. A pebble
surrounded by diamonds remains a common stone, and a diamond surrounded by pebbles is
still a gem.
Robert G. Ingersoll
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Chuck Norris eats coal and shits diamonds.
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That's Doug the Head. Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen,
man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're
Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey. He thinks it's good for business.
And in the diamond business, it is good for business.
Diamonds are to be found only in the darkness of the earth, and truth in the
darkness of the
A diamond, though men throw it in the mud, is still a diamond.
Diamonds is my career.
Every lie is a poison. There are no harmless lies. Only the truth is safe. Only
the truth gives
me consolation – it is the one unbreakable diamond.
Big girls need big diamonds.
- Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!
- Goodness had nothing to do with it.
What is more valuable than gold? Diamonds. Than diamonds? Virtue.
Patriotism cannot be our final spiritual shelter; my refuge is humanity. I will not
buy glass for
the price of diamonds, and I will never allow patriotism to triumph over humanity as long as I
Diamond cut diamond.
If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it
walls, and we
will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates
like a diamond falling to a jeweller's felt so that we should never hear it. Love me, because
love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does.
Jonathan Safran Foer
Each of us is at this moment standing in the midst of his or her own acres of
Explore the pasture you are in. Don't run from one thing to another forever looking for the pot
of gold. Stay where you are until you find what you seek. Let your mind thoroughly explore
the possibilities in what you are presently doing.
He's so tight that if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a