Dean Martin quotes
June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995; American singer and actor
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank
her for that.
- What shall we drink to?
- About four in the morning.
Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into
Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need... when you have no talent.
I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as
you're going to feel all day.
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over
America... and that's why his last wife left him.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are "hello," "goodbye,"
and "I'm pregnant.".
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
In high school, Frank (Sinatra) never participated in extra-curricular activities, like
study, paintings or ceramics. Frank's hobby was a most interesting one: he was an amateur
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Last night she was banging on my door for forty-five minutes - but I wouldn't let her out.
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was
big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good
English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better
than he does.
Phyllis (Diller) is the women of about whom Picasso once said, "Somebody
throw a drop cloth
I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.