Daughter quotes page 1
He that would the daughter win must with the mother begin.
Your son is your son until he marries but your daughter is your daughter until you die.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the
A daughter is a bad asset when the mother is to be wed.
Daughter-in-law hates mother-in-law.
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby
daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
When I saw her sex tape, all I could think of were Paris Hilton's poor parents. The shame, the
shame of the Hilton family. To have your daughter do a porno film... in a Marriott hotel.
A tender-hearted mother makes a scabby daughter.
Daughters and dead fish are no keeping wares.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
Every only daughter has her charms.
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay
son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
Becoming a grandmother is great fun because you can use the kid to get back at your
Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to
wake up my daughter and say, "Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep."
Daughters are easy to rear, but hard to marry.
He who has daughters is always a shepherd.
There is only one way to make money at writing, and that is to marry a publisher's daughter.
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you f***ed up.
Hope has two beautiful daughters. Their names are anger and courage; anger at the way
things are, and courage to see that they do not remain the way they are.
The Rabbi's daughter is forbidden what the bathhouse keeper's daughter is allowed.
My daughter and I are very close. We speak every single day and I call her every day and I
say the same thing, "Pick up, I know you're there." And she says the same thing back, "How'd
you get this new number?"
Wisdom is the daughter of experience.
Leonardo da Vinci
One daughter helps to marry the other.
We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons
more like our daughters.
If your son-in-law is good, you gained a son. If he is bad, you lost a daughter.
Even a clever daughter-in-law finds it hard to cook without rice.
A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend.
A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer.
Mothers and daughters are closest, when daughters become mothers.
Recovering Nice Guys can show their daughters what a real man looks like. Girls benefit by
seeing their fathers set boundaries, ask for what they want in clear and direct ways, work
hard, create, produce, have male friends, and make their own needs a priority. As with little
boys, girls can learn what it means to be a male both by watching their fathers and by
interacting with them. This modeling will have a positive influence on their choice of future
Robert A. Glover
When you marry off a daughter, a hump is off your back.
A diligent mother, a lazy daughter.
To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.
What the daughter does, the mother did.
If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar
Stradivarius to a gorilla.