Your source for famous proverbs
Currently featuring 40,281 quotes and sayings

<< Previous    1  [2]    Next >>

Dating quotes page 2

I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, "Oh, I guess I'll have champagne." I
said, "Guess again."
Slappy White

I prefer young girls. Their stories are shorter.
Thomas McGuane

Natural childbirth classes are a great place to meet chicks, if you're into the fuller figure. And
you can be reasonably sure these girls put out.
Jonathan Katz

The advantages of dating younger men is that on them everything, like hair and teeth, is in
the right place as opposed to being on the bedside table or bathroom floor.
Candace Bushnell

Brains are never a handicap to a girl if she hides them under a see-through blouse.
Bobby Vinton

The day he moved out was terrible - that evening she went through hell. His absence wasn't
a problem but the corkscrew had gone as well.
Wendy Cope

- I saw her giving me the once over.
- Yes, she looked once and it was all over.
Frasier Crane, Roz Doyle

I once had three dates on a single Saturday and still had time to defrost my refrigerator and
rotate my tyres.
Roz Doyle, Frazier

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
Anon

Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They all already
have boyfriends.
Jane Caron

Men date thin girls because they're too weak to argue and they only eat salads.
Jennifer Fairbanks

If he hasn't called you in about three weeks and you have no idea where he is, the chances
are he's not in an emergency room moaning your name.
Diane Conway

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes," he says, "I just got out of
jail for killing my wife." "So you're single..."
Bernard Manning

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to copy their CDs.
Margaret Smith

- How many women have you slept with?
- Roughly...
- I don't care how you did it... just the numbers.
James Herbert, Stuart Bondek

I asked this girl out and she said, "You got a friend?" I said yes, she said, "Then go out with
him."
Dom Irrera

To keep a man you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in
the bedroom. I hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit myself.
Jerry Hall

<< Previous    1  [2]    Next >>