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At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgement.
Benjamin Franklin

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at
least three years off.
Joan Rivers

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert Orben

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them,
a paternity suit.
George Burns

Getting old ain't for sissies.
Bette Davis

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at
least three years off.
Joan Rivers

May you live to be 100, and the last voice you hear be mine.
Frank Sinatra

Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

A birthday is a good time to begin anew; throwing away the old habits, as you would old
clothes, and never putting them on again.
Bronson Alcott

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Joseph Cossman

Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised
ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved.
The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory announced,
stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured
by these.
Susan B. Anthony

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want
my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
Roz Doyle

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier