April Fools' Day quotes
April 1 is the day upon which we are reminded what we are on the other 364.
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jokes
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Luck sometimes visits a fool, but it never sits down with him.
There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.
Force a fool to pray and he'll crack his forehead.
The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each
moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There
is no other land. There is no other life but this.
Henry David Thoreau
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say
Among beautiful women there are many fools.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who
and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them.
They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.
You can recognize a donkey by his long ears, a fool by his long tongue.
You can cheat an honest man but not make a fool out of
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and
also a good many friends who call
me a fool.
G. K. Chesterton
Fine clothes may disguise, but silly words will disclose
April fool, n. The March fool with another month
added to his folly.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but
to remind him that he is already
A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause;
speech without profit; change
without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in
used to be fools who rushed in.
Franklin P. Jones
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary
When a fool goes to Rome, the same fool returns from there.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Riches serve a wise man but command a fool.
Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others.
Otto von Bismarck