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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
English proverb

If "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," maybe a compliment a day will keep the counselor
away.
Gary Chapman

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Dorothy Parker

I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who
asked why.
Bernard Mannes Baruch

Whoever has bitten a sour apple will enjoy a sweet one all the more.
German proverb

Most children remember bringing an apple to school for the teacher. Chuck Norris brought the
teacher's exhusband's heart in a plastic baggie.
Chuck Norris jokes

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the apples in a seed.
Robert Schuller

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my
womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in
the rain.
Audrey Hepburn

Eat an apple on going to bed, and you'll keep the doctor from earning his bread.
English proverb

Chuck Norris is so American, he can eat tyranny and shit apple pie.
Chuck Norris jokes

Many a rose-cheeked apple is rotten at the core.
Irish proverb

Detractors are everywhere. Remember that envy, like the worm, is always attracted to the
fairest apple!
Og Mandino

There is small choice in rotten apples.
English proverb

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will
still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these
ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
George Bernard Shaw

In a good apple you sometimes find a worm.
Jewish proverb

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris jokes

I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.
William Butler Yeats

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Carl Sagan

The reddest apple has a worm in it.
Jewish proverb

The rotten apple spoils his companion.
Benjamin Franklin

Don't pluck the apple while it is green; when it is ripe it will fall of itself.
Russian proverb

There's no making apples of plums.
German proverb

Come clean with a child heart,
Laugh as peaches in the summer wind,
Let rain on a house roof be a song,
Let the writing on your face,
be a smell of apple orchards on late June.
Carl Sandburg

Handsome apples are sometimes sour.
Dutch proverb

An apple may happen to be better given than eaten.
English proverb