Animal quotes page 2
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
Henry Ward Beecher
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw
Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it
ain't so. It's the sickening grammar they use.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
The assumption that animals are without rights, and the illusion that our treatment of them
has no moral significance, is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and
barbarity. Universal compassion in the only guarantee of morality.
Dogs have a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals.
The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
I took a walk in Central Park and got all excited when I thought I saw a robin redbreast.
Turned out to be a pigeon with a knife wound.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog - I'd be in a hell of a mess!
A little dog can start a hare but it takes a big one to catch it.
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens
if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't exactly surprise me that much 'cause they all look alike
- it's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.
When it's us, it's an abortion; when it's a chicken, it's an omelette.
Only when the last tree is cut, only when the last river is polluted, only when the last fish is
caught, will they realize that you can't eat money.
Native American proverb
Dogs wag their tails not so much in love to you as to your bread.
Reality - Dreams = Animal Being
Reality + Dreams = A Heart-Ache (usually called Idealism)
Reality + Humor = Realism (also called Conservatism)
Dreams - Humor = Fanaticism
Dreams + Humor = Fantasy
Reality + Dreams + Humor = Wisdom
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Ants are tiny creatures with a primitive brain no larger than that of a psychic-hotline caller.
My favorite animal is steak.
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would
have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
A zebra cannot change its spots.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the
difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Don't allow your animal nature to rule your reason.
The snake grows with every repetition of the story.
They say that dog is a man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have
you had neutered?
I like animals as much as the next guy, but if I'm hungry, I'll eat a panda sandwich.
When insects take over the world, we hope they will remember with gratitude how we took
them along on all our picnics.