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So you gotta look at OJ's situation. He's paying $25,000 a month in alimony, got another man
driving around in his car and f***ing his wife in a house he's still paying the mortgage on.
Now I'm not saying he should have killed her... but I understand.
Chris Rock

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
H. L. Mencken

They still haven't found Osama Bin Laden. Why don't they give his name to the Child Support
Agency? They'll find him.
Roy Chubby Brown

Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Jim Davidson

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.
Quentin Crisp