Alcohol quotes page 1
Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.
Whiskey when you're sick makes you well. Whiskey makes you sick when you're well.
Alcohol is the anethesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
A sober man may become a drunkard through being a coward. A brave man may become a
coward through being a drunkard.
G. K. Chesterton
My favourite drink is a cocktail of carrot juice and whiskey. I am always drunk but I can see
Roy Chubby Brown
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like,
and do what you'd druther not.
Drink is more a disease than a vice.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Happiness can be bought with a bottle of wine and has become ambiguous through overuse.
All I can say is that I have taken more out of alcohol than it has taken out of me.
Sir Winston Churchill
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
Where wine goes in, modesty goes out.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told
not to fuck.
Drunkenness and anger speak truthfully.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as
they're going to feel all day.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
G. K. Chesterton
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring or drinking.
Drink provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth
First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.
Boys should abstain from all use of wine until after their eighteenth year, for it is wrong to add
fire to fire.
I never trust a man that doesn't drink.
That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some
kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
After the first glass of absinthe, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you
see them as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most
horrible thing in the world.
Wine renews the passion of lovers, and the hatred of enemies.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of
I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as
you're going to feel all day.
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
I had a horrible nightmare last night. I dreamt I drank the world's largest margarita, and when
I woke up this morning, there was salt on the toilet lid. Thank God I didn't eat the worm in
Larry the Cable Guy