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You're not drunk as long as you can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the face of
the earth.
Irish proverb

A person that is going to go out and get so drunk that you're going to get sick is just an
all-time dumb person.
Bill Cosby

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Anon

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson

Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Erma Bombeck

Put a good tax on beer and that would take care of the unemployment fund.
Will Rogers

Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
Alfred Hitchcock

Wine comes in at the mouth,
And love comes in at the eye,
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and sigh.
William Butler Yeats

Vodka is for Russians what therapy is for Americans: habit-forming and it destroys your ability
to live a normal life.
Yakov Smirnoff

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.
Charles Bukowski

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some
should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
Paulo Coelho

This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person
you're married to.
P. J. O'Rourke

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know
how to swim.
Pittacus Lore

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to
blame it on alcohol.
Mignon McLaughlin

American beer is served cold so you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton

Why don't you get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley, The Major and the Minor, 1942

Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Mary Pettibone Poole

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty."
Joe E. Lewis

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

Champagne! I love it. It tastes like your foot's asleep.
Joan Davis

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you
drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin

You know you're an alcoholic when you misplace things... like a decade.
Paul Williams

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach

- What shall we drink to?
- About four in the morning.
Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin

Burgundy makes you think silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them; and Champagne
makes you do them.
Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Compton Mackenzie

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

In Hollywood, people think you're an alcoholic if you have a second drink.
Ben Chaplin

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Denis Leary

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by 
the facts.
Finlay Peter Dunne

He's such a connoisseur. He not only knows what year the wine was made but he can tell
you who stamped out the grapes.
Edith Gwynn

Wine is bottled poetry.
Robert Louis Stevenson

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