Alcohol quotes page 3
You're not drunk as long as you can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the face
A person that is going to go out and get so drunk that you're going to get sick is just an
all-time dumb person.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Put a good tax on beer and that would take care of the unemployment fund.
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
Wine comes in at the mouth,
And love comes in at the eye,
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and sigh.
William Butler Yeats
Vodka is for Russians what therapy is for Americans: habit-forming and it destroys your ability
to live a normal life.
If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some
should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person
you're married to.
P. J. O'Rourke
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know
how to swim.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to
blame it on alcohol.
American beer is served cold so you can tell it from urine.
Why don't you get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley, The Major and the Minor, 1942
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Mary Pettibone Poole
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty."
Joe E. Lewis
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
Champagne! I love it. It tastes like your foot's asleep.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you
drinking in the first place.
You know you're an alcoholic when you misplace things... like a decade.
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach
- What shall we drink to?
- About four in the morning.
Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin
Burgundy makes you think silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them; and Champagne
makes you do them.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
In Hollywood, people think you're an alcoholic if you have a second drink.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by
Finlay Peter Dunne
He's such a connoisseur. He not only knows what year the wine was made but he can tell
you who stamped out the grapes.
Wine is bottled poetry.
Robert Louis Stevenson