Advice quotes page 1
Good advice is often annoying, bad advice never.
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be
happy; if not, you'll
become a philosopher.
Those who need advice most will accept it least.
He who can take advice is sometimes superior to those who give it.
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.
Broke people giving financial advice is like a shop teacher with missing fingers.
If I'd taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived
to go to his funeral.
Advice once was worth a camel; now that it is free of charge, no one takes it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary – it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't
matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said,
"Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it."
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
"Be yourself" - Lousy advice! What if you're stupid? What if you're an asshole? What if you're
a stupid asshole?
Advice given at the right time is better than gold given at the wrong time.
He who will not take cheap advice, will have to buy dear repentance.
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to work in a Rolls Royce to get advice from
those who take the subway.
Never give advice unasked.
Ask advice from everyone, but act with your own mind.
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able to provide bad
Francois Duc de la
Advice that ain't paid for ain't no good.
In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.
Though you possess prudence, old man, do not despise advice.
Taking advice about marriage from Elizabeth Taylor is like taking sailing lessons
captain of the Titanic.
Whatever advice you give, be brief.
I hate advice unless I'm giving it. I hate giving advice, because people won't take it.
Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.
If advice will not improve him, neither will the rod.
If you're really truthful with yourself, it's a wonderful guidance.
What have I learned in the last five years? Don't let people influence you. You get advice
everyday from everyone - but you have to be your own guide.
He who won't be advised, can't be helped.
Advice, n. The smallest current coin.
Question: What advice do you have for the average person?
Answer: Don't be average.
When youth comes to age for advice he receives the wisdom of years. But too often does
youth think that age knows only the wisdom of days that are gone, and therefore profits not.
George S. Clason
Advice to a fool goes in at one ear and out at the other.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones
He who builds according to every man's advice will have a crooked house.
It is easy to give advice when all goes well.